NOT JUST ANY SHORTS...
THEY'RE RANGER PANTIES
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Thigh Life Ranger Shorts
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CHOOSE YOUR GEAR
TEES, SHORTS & MORE!
SHIRTS FOR ABSOLUTE SAVAGES
T-SHIRTS
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Man T-Shirt
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VETERAN OWNED
& OPERATED
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RANGER PANTIES AND PERFORMANCE SHORTS
SHORTS COLLECTION
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Sexual Thighrannosaurus Ranger Shorts
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Thigh Life Ranger Shorts
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Thighway to the Danger Zone Ranger Shorts
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John Thicc Ranger Shorts
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![Legend of Thyrule Ranger Shorts](http://valhallawear.net/cdn/shop/files/legend-of-thyrule-ranger-panties__04421.jpg?v=1713801839&width=1500)
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Legend of Thyrule Ranger Shorts
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ABOUT VALHALLA WEAR
Well, it’s your pretty standard business startup story, minus the techie nerds or mobile app idea on how to meet bar rats online. It all began with a group of friends in the military, returning from Iraq and Afghanistan. And while we loved kicking in doors, we saw that with our personalities and initiative, we could pursue business ideas outside of the military ... to the benefit of guys like us.